Season One
In which our intrepid instruments of investigation interpret information and infiltrate an institute of indoctrination to intercept insidious intentions.
In which our nosey nogoodniks navigate nests and nooks to nab nowledge and notable nefarious nuances.
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In which our eager explorers examine erudite enclosures, excavate esoteric electronics, and exhort everyone to engage ear-splitting entertainers.
In which our erstwhile examiners enter E coli-laden eddies with Eagle-like enterprises, exhume eldritch edifices, and encounter elusive eremites to elucidate edible engagements.
In which our daring do gooders depart distinguished doctors, delve into dangerous demonology, and discourse with a debauched druggie dignitary dispensing doctrine from 'da dropout den.
In which our harrowed hounds huddle with their handler, haggle over hazardous home heists, hold hesitant hearings with a hierophant, and hone in on horrifying heuristics.
In which our embattled explorers encounter an entranced Egon enmeshed in eerie equations, endure an escalating ember emergency, experience each other’s egos, and are engulfed by an eternal eldritch entity.
In which our lost lads leave a largely lambent lair, link up with leafed lawmen, learn from a looming loyalty, and lie with liminal lullabies in which loves are lost.
In which our paranoid protagonists proceed from a peculiar professor's parlor, pinpoint a planted parasite, parse paths presented by a pedantic prick, and plumb the populace for a pending proclamation.
In which our—whoa, this seems really familiar, did someone put the wrong tape in the—jaded journeymen jabber jovially, jauntily journey to the junked joint, jive with a jittery junkman, and jostle their way to the jaws below.
In which our oblique operatives overstep into an ominous oubliette, outrun an ominous ovum and offal organism, and obtrude on an observance at an opulent old officiary.
In which our harried and hypervigilant hunters heave from a horrid haunt, hit up a heap of hive-minded hollow hymnals , and heist hospital histories from a hallucinatory hall of heirlooms and hagiographies.
In which our nosy and nimble navigators nose through nostalgic negatives of 'Nam, needle their nebulous networker for new knowledge, and notice nightmarish noises of neural nodes 'neath the nautical nexus.
In which our Envoys Ensnare a Euphoric Educator, Entrance Enemies with an Eerie Entomologic Elegy, and Encounter the Emaciated Elder Enrobed in Engulfing Ebon Eyewear while Ensconced in an Eldritch Embryo.
In which our Gallant Guardians Grill a Grieving Grade-Schooler Grandpa Grabbed by a Grotesque Guise, Gab with a Granite Godhead Gobbet, and Gruesomely Gouge a Grisly Globe for a Gnostic Guru.